Dallas’ least favorite female lyricists

The Mavs fans/Mark Cuban vs. Nuggets family members saga might be the most fascinating off-court NBA playoff subplot since Chris Nieratko brought his “WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE STAB PAUL PIERCE?” sign to Continental Airlines Arena in ‘02. Perhaps Denver can get Mark Cuban and friends back by having Lala revive her aborted rap career alongside the Baddest Bitch at halftime of Game 5?

Apologies for the recent lapse in content creation. Quality stuff coming soon. This is slow blogging, y’all. Stuff takes time. It’s all about that local, organic and seasonal food to guarantee sustenance over the longer haul.